Bonjour….er, Greetings! Hello and all that stuff. Oh, you look confused. Who am I talking to? Why YOU of course. Yes, you!
You have been selected from thousands of students to be the newest member of the M.C. Detective Agency? How? Well, you were selected because of your brilliance, your tenacity, your grit, and your overall awesomeness.
Who am I?
Well, I’m M.C.! That’s about all you need to know for now. Oh, yes, I also send messages to my BFF, Granny Eve, through this exquisite 1930’s radio.
So pack your bags, bring your brains, and we’ll give you the Periodic Table on the house, totally free! Get started!